The sweetest, most tortured angel. Our handsome lost soul! The perfect storm of a man, trapped in the thunder of a dark world. You don’t understand. He’s just him.
His perfect floppy hair gives new meaning to life itself
It is flawless – you have never seen such a perfect platinum shade. Even in a world where magic exists, only he could have a blond so beautiful it looks like literal starlight. And then there’s his beautifully proportional curtains, so unbelievably symmetrical that they could be the curtains to the window of my soul. Parting is usually sweet sorrow – but not this parting!!! Nobody with hair has ever had hair like this.
There will NEVER be anyone as stylish
Omg, who could forget Draco’s iconic black suit, the most incredible slay that ever slayed in Slaydom?! My dark angel Draco always knows how to turn a look, but this was the pinnacle of wizarding world fashion. Even his tie is black. Like, that is just so brave. Yeah, yeah, Snape also wore black, but the tailoring was not on point. Black is Draco’s colour and Draco’s colour only, the shadow prince of our obsidian hearts. Nobody will ever be as fashionable as him – period.
Look at his vulnerable face – it’s perfect
Yes ofc Draco made some mistakes, haven’t we all? But actually he has sooooooooo much depth. I can’t even deal with his vulnerable face – nobody suffered like he did! My Draco needed to be protected at all costs… he’s too beautiful to be sad. And while it tore my heart into a thousand pieces to see him cry, his melancholy moments only make him even more deep and mysterious. That furrowed brow, that expression that tells a million stories, framed by that gorgeous white-gold hair, billowing like the illuminating glow of the moon?!
Nobody else eats an apple that well
I get so MAD when people say Draco is a bad influence – he’s actually a health-conscious king. Like, have you ever heard of the phrase ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’? And nobody eats apples like Draco eats apples in Prisoner of Azkaban, probably one of my favourite ever Draco films. He is SO SMART. He knows that he is the best human to have ever existed and needs to keep on top of his health to stay alive forever and ever – for me. Oh Draco, the apple of my eye...
Excuse me, he has a tattoo – enough said
Who cares if you follow the rules and always do the right thing. You know what that makes you? BORING. Draco is anything but dull. He’s the most interesting person ever, actually. He got a tattoo – while he was still at school. That makes him God-tier level of cool. Did Harry Potter have a tattoo? No. Yeah, it is technically the Dark Mark and a sign of being a Death Eater, probably one of the most evil things you can do in the wizarding world but ermmmm...it looks good?
It’s ridiculous that he’s not a model
If anyone has a face card that needs to be seen all around Hogwarts, it’s Draco Malfoy’s. Doesn’t the wizarding world have fashion week?? He has a stare that goes right to your very soul and sees exactly who you are. A pout that would end wars. Blue eyes like the oceans of pain that he feels deep inside... Anyway yeah, do wizards not have modelling agencies or what.
Nobody can reach his level of sassy cool
‘Training for the ballet Potter?’ BURN. ‘Reading? I didn’t know you could read’. Lmao. ‘You’re going to regret this. You and your bloody chicken’. Arghhahahahahaha
JUST LOOK AT HIM
DRACO MY BEAUTIFUL, SENSITIVE KING. YOU DESERVE THE WORLD.
