If you’re a hopeless romantic… you’re unrequited love Snape
Your bookshelves are filled with romance novels. You’re endlessly lost in daydreams about your crush. You thought Lockhart’s singing cupids for Valentine’s Day were inspired. In short, you love love. This is why we think you’re unrequited love Snape. He might have seemed all sharp and surly, but his heart melted the moment he met Lily Evans, and he loved her for the rest of his life. This is something that you relate to. You might have had your fair share of heartbreak, but you believe in epic love, and you will never stop searching for it.
Find most people insufferable? You’re Head of house Snape
Nobody would ever describe you as a people person. You’re extremely selective when it comes to your friends, preferring to have a small circle of carefully chosen confidantes rather than a large group of acquaintances. This is why we think you’re most like Head of house Snape. At Hogwarts, if you weren’t a member of his house (or one of a few professors), Snape would have no time for you. You’d be met with eye rolls, sneers and a look of disdain.
We’re not saying you’re prejudiced like the Potions professor – you would never judge a person based on their background. However, you do relate to the feeling of finding 99% of people extremely annoying.
If you have a quick wit… you’re sassy Snape
With your keen mind and sharp tongue, there’s nobody whose one-liners are as legendary as yours. You don’t need pranks or silly gags to have everybody rolling around the floor in hysterics – you just need your words. We think you share this sassy streak with a certain surly Slytherin.
Yes, Snape might not seem like a wizard blessed with a sense of humour. Nevertheless, from his cutting comebacks about the transparency of ghosts, to the sympathy he had for anyone who wanted to poison Harry Potter (plus his perfect delivery of the word ‘obviously’), Snape’s dry wit proved otherwise. Honestly? The pair of you are like two sarcastic peas in a pod.
All about the goth aesthetic? You’re fashion icon Snape
Your wardrobe is a sea of darkness. Just the thought of bright colours brings you out in hives. Flobberworms will fly before you’ll be caught wearing pastel. In short, you are a gothic vision – an icon in your own, macabre way. You know who else was? Severus Snape. Swanning round the walls of Hogwarts in his flowing black robes – he was even compared to a bat. So, if you have always admired the Head of Slytherin’s unique sense of fashion, we think this is the Snape you’re most like.
Known for your brilliant-but-scary mind? You’re Half-Blood Prince Snape
Growing up, you were always the top of your class and knew the answer to every question. Your brain made connections that others missed and there was no problem that you couldn’t solve. Bearing all this in mind, you would probably think you were similar to Hermione Granger. Yet, we think you’re also a bit like Severus Snape – specifically when he was embracing his Half-Blood Prince identity.
In his copy of Advanced Potion-Making, from the ingenious tips for brewing the perfect concoction to spells he had invented himself, his scribbled notes revealed his true genius. However, as his invention of Sectumsempra shows, his brilliance could also be terrifying. With great power comes great responsibility – something you would do well to remember.
