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What your Patronus says about you: the 10 rarest

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Did you know, that [when you sign up to HarryPotter.com](https://www.harrypotter.com/register), not only can you find out what your [Patronus](/fact-file/spells/the-patronus-charm) is, but also what it could mean? Yes, whether it’s a tiny wood mouse or an enormous Erumpent – discover what that may say about you! 

With so many wonderful personalities reflected in nearly 150 possible Patronuses, some animal guardians are more common than others. Out of them all, these were the 10 rarest – can you spot your unusual Patronus on this list? 

## 10th: Lion and 9th: Lioness – Roarsome Royalty 

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__*These big cats are wildlife royalty. As social animals, they live as prides – family is everything. Notably, lions are also the symbol for Hogwarts house, Gryffindor. A Patronus that perfectly captures your courageous personality.*__ 

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You probably won’t be surprised to hear that the lion is not one of the 10 rarest Patronuses in [Gryffindor](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/gryffindor). Although, you might be surprised that's also the case for [Slytherin](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/slytherin). It creeps into the [Ravenclaw](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/ravenclaw) list at number 10 and is the eighth rarest Patronus in [Hufflepuff](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/hufflepuff). 

Interestingly, the lioness is a slightly different story. It is not on the Ravenclaw or Slytherin list, but it is the eighth rarest for Gryffindor and seventh for Hufflepuff.  

## 8th: Abraxan Winged Horse – Proud and Powerful 

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__*The Abraxan is a breed of magical winged horse, one of a few types in the wizarding world. This particular type pulls the Beauxbatons school carriage, so they are suitably majestic looking and even drink whisky.*__ 

While this powerful protector is eighth overall, it is not quite as uncommon in Gryffindor and Slytherin – taking 10th and ninth place. You are even more likely to find a Hufflepuff with this Patronus as it doesn’t make it into their rarest top 10. However, at number five, you will find less Ravenclaws are drawn to this Patronus.  

## 7th: Seal – Fearlessly Theatrical 

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__*They might be more clumsy than graceful when stuck on land, but when a seal is in the water? That’s a different story. Seals glide, twirl and dive through water with ease. As a Patronus, a seal could use its splashy skills to dazzle anybody.*__ 

At number 13 for Slytherin, the seal isn’t on their list of rarest Patronuses. However, in sixth, fourth and third place, that isn’t the same for Ravenclaw, Gryffindor and Hufflepuff. 

## 6th: Tiger and 5th: Tigress – Wild Majesty 

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__*This majestic big cat is strong, fast and an expert at camouflage. Extremely multi-skilled and light on its paws, your tiger Patronus highlights your inner power and protectiveness. Carry its untamed spirit with you!*__ 

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While this big cat is not one of the 10 most uncommon Patronuses in Hufflepuff, it is the third rarest in Slytherin. You’ll find a few more tigers in Gryffindor and Ravenclaw – taking seventh and ninth place. 

This is similar for the tigress. Again, it is not on the Hufflepuff list but is the rarest Slytherin Patronus. Pretty uncommon for Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, it makes their top 10 in sixth and eighth position. 

## 4th: Albatross – Dynamic and Free 

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__*This dynamic seabird will proudly soar across the ocean for hours – throwing caution to the wind and hardly bothering to flap its wings. Are you reflected in the adventurous spirit of your rare Patronus?*__ 

You will find this seafaring bird on every house’s list. It just makes the cut in Hufflepuff as their 10th rarest. Yet, you will find slightly less of them in the other three – seventh place for Ravenclaw, sixth for Slytherin and fifth for Gryffindor.  

## 3rd: Impala – Lithe Leaper 

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__*This graceful antelope happens to be particularly skilled at jumping and can leap large distances. Not only is this a handy way to escape predators but it’s also a fun pastime. Your Patronus exudes joy and should inspire exuberance.*__ 

At number three, Gryffindor and Ravenclaw mirror the overall ranking of rarest Patronuses. You’ll find a handful more impalas in Slytherin and Hufflepuff, as they take fourth and sixth place. 

## 2nd: Vulture – Poise and Patience 

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__*This bird of prey is excellent when it comes to searching for what it wants. A Patronus that will never be taken off guard by a Dementor. Vultures play a vital role in keeping nature's balance and are known for their poise and patience.*__ 

There aren't many Gryffindors with this dignified Patronus – it happens to be their rarest form. In line with the overall ranking, it is number two for Ravenclaw but fifth for Hufflepuff and Slytherin.  

## 1st: Erumpent – Epic and Thunderous 

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__*The Erumpent is a large magical creature that can be mistaken for a Muggle rhino. With skin that repels most spells and a horn that has a habit of exploding, your Patronus is particularly unique – Newt Scamander would be impressed!*__ 

The larger-than-life Erumpent might take the top spot on the overall rank of rarest Patronuses but not when it comes to the houses. In second place, it just misses the top spot for Gryffindor and Slytherin. It only just makes it into the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw top 10 at number nine.  

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## What about the Hogwarts houses? 

As both your house and your Patronus reflect your personality, we’re not surprised to see that different houses find themselves drawn to different animals.  

This is certainly the case when it comes to the 10 rarest Patronuses. From their rankings to what form they take – each house has their own distinct list. 

So, which house is not such a fan of the Runespoor? Let’s see… 

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# Hufflepuff  

## 4th: Leopard and 2nd: Leopardess – Fierce and Fast 

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__*These big cats are fast, excellent climbers and covered in fabulous spots. Fans of their own company, they use creative methods to keep others away. Their fierce nature speaks to yours and reflects your ability to face both danger and Dementors.*__ 

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These speedy cats are right near the top of the Hufflepuff list, with the leopard in fourth place and the leopardess in second. Curiously, it does not make any other top 10. Both the leopard and leopardess sit outside the 20 rarest Slytherin Patronuses in 22nd and 23rd place. The leopard is the 11th and 14th rarest for Gryffindor and Ravenclaw while the leopardess is 12th for Gryffindor and 13th for Ravenclaw. 

## 1st: Shark – A Dominant Force 

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__*These powerful creatures have been around for millions of years – and we can see why. Ferocious and even known to have a ‘sixth sense’ there's a reason why this animal is the sovereign of the seas. A Patronus with a powerful-looking presence.*__ 

This mighty Patronus isn’t just slightly unusual for Hufflepuff – it swims into the top spot as their rarest.  

# Gryffindor 

## 9th: Shark – A Dominant Force 

One of the rarer Gryffindor Patronuses, this toothsome creature takes ninth place. At number 12, you will see a few more in Ravenclaw and more again in Slytherin, as it’s their 21st rarest. 

# Slytherin 

## 10th: Elephant – Majestic and Memorable 

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__*They say an elephant never forgets – and it is true that the largest land mammal in the world does have an excellent memory. These social creatures form strong bonds with those they consider family: consider this Patronus part of yours.*__ 

You won’t find the elephant in the Gryffindor top 10 – it's their 16th rarest Patronus. The same goes for Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw where it takes 19th place.

## 8th: Cheetah – Stealthy and Speedy 

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__*Cheetahs are skilled hunters – and happen to be the fastest land mammal in the world! Interestingly, these spotted big cats do not roar, but purr and meow instead. Intimidating with a softer side – do you connect with your Patronus?*__ 

This ferociously fast cat just breaks into the top 20 unusual Patronuses for Gryffindor and Hufflepuff. It is slightly rarer in Ravenclaw at number 17. 

## 7th: Python – Unyielding and Powerful 

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__*This is one of the largest snakes in the world: it lurks in the shadows, calculating its moves before launching on prey. As a key regulator of the ecosystem, the giant python teaches us that even scary-looking beings can be a force for good.*__ 

We were quite shocked to see a snake on the list of unusual Patronuses for Slytherin. Intriguingly, it is more popular in the other houses. It is the 18th rarest for Gryffindor and Hufflepuff and 15th for Ravenclaw. 

# Ravenclaw  

## 7th: Runespoor – Triple Threat 

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__*Three heads are better than one, as this magical snake proves. Each head has a role: the planner, the dreamer and the critic. As a Patronus, it reflects your canny ability to adapt your thinking to help any situation, such as fending off Dementors.*__ 

For a house that is all about the mind, it is funny to see that this three-headed snake is their seventh rarest Patronus. It is only slightly more common in Gryffindor and Hufflepuff in 14th and 12th place. Interestingly, it is only the 30th rarest Patronus for Slytherin. 

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## Did you know? 

In the wizarding world, Patronuses that take the form of magical creatures are considered extremely rare… but is that the same in our Muggle world?  

With a few as possible outcomes for your own Patronus, we thought it would be interesting to look at a handful of these magical creatures and just how popular they are. 

## Dragon – Ferociously Fiery 

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__*Possibly the most famous of magical creatures, but interestingly one of the rarest Patronuses in the wizarding world, dragons are deadly yet awe-inspiring and hold the most dangerous Ministry classification. Do not be afraid of these remarkable Patronuses – be...fired up!*__ 

Probably the first magical creature to spring to mind, this fiery friend is nowhere near the top of the rarest Patronus list for Slytherin – it’s only 113th! It is middle-of-the-road for Gryffindor and Ravenclaw in 73rd and 43rd place and far more uncommon in Hufflepuff in 25th position.  

## Unicorn – Rare and Mysterious 

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__*This grand, mythological beast has been a mainstay in folklore for centuries. Yet, they like to avoid human contact – fitting for a Patronus that is exceedingly rare in the magical world. A Patronus as mystical as it is impressive.*__ 

This beautiful Patronus is one of the less common Patronuses found among the houses – it even breaks into the Slytherin top 20. In 26th place, it is not quite as unusual to see this form in Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. It sits at number 27 for Hufflepuff.

## Thestral – All-Seeing and All-Knowing 

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__*This black, skeletal winged horse is a unique breed that cannot be seen by all. Fittingly, it happens to be one of the rarest Patronuses in the wizarding world. Intelligent and loyal, this Patronus proves you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.*__ 

You are likely to find quite a few Thestral Patronuses among the Slytherins – it is only the 94th most uncommon. In 49th, 44th and 37th place there are not as many in Ravenclaw, Gryffindor and Hufflepuff.  

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Don’t see your Patronus here? Perhaps that’s because yours is one of the most popular… [see if yours is on that list](https://www.harrypotter.com/features/what-your-patronus-says-about-you-top-10-popular). 

If you are yet to discover what your animal guardian might be, you can [take the official Patronus quiz right here](https://www.harrypotter.com/patronus). 

A few of the tiniest jokes in the Harry Potter books we didn’t spot until the millionth re-read

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and the Order of the Phoenix

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We’ve pored through the books to find the blink-and-you’ll-miss-them jokes from the Harry Potter books that, honestly, we’d completely forgotten about or in some cases, never noticed in the first place. Did you?  

## Dr Filibuster’s Fabulous, Wet-Start, No-Heat Fireworks

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We all remember these magical fireworks due to Fred and George’s love of them: fireworks that never seem to stop exploding – or at least on one occasion for ‘at least half an hour’. 

It wasn’t until a long while later that we realised that a ‘filibuster’ is a political tactic, where a speaker delivers a time-wasting speech that doesn’t feel like it’s ever going to end. These ceaseless fireworks were made by one ‘Dr Filibuster’ – coincidence? 

## Roonil Wazlib 

We’ve all had our names misspelt before, right? Forms, coffee cups, birthday cards... but maybe not quite as dramatic as the great Roonil Wazlib.

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Thanks to one of Fred and George’s [useful joke shop products](https://www.harrypotter.com/fact-file/locations/weasleys-wizard-wheezes), a Spell-Checking quill with its charm wearing off, Ron inadvertently created the best nickname ever. Although it positively ruined one of Ron’s essays, it did later come in handy for Harry, pretending he was the great Roonil Wazlib to avoid a textbook faux pas with Snape. 

‘This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?’ 

‘Yes,’ said Harry firmly. 

‘Then why,’ asked Snape, ‘does it have the name “Roonil Wazlib” written inside the front cover?’ 

Harry’s heart missed a beat. 

‘That’s my nickname,’ he said.

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Happily, Roonil Wazlib had a shelf life outside of the Harry Potter books – with the iconic monicker becoming a meme amongst the fans forever more. Long live Roonil!  

## Professor Binns never getting anyone’s name right  

The novelty of having a ghost teach a Hogwarts subject quickly wore off for Harry and his school-friends, after discovering Professor Binns’ [History of Magic](https://www.harrypotter.com/fact-file/magical-miscellany/history-of-magic) classes were not exactly stimulating, Perhaps the only interesting thing about them is that Binns never got anyone’s names right at all – you can find multiple examples of this across the books. 

‘But, sir,’ said Seamus Finnigan, ‘if the Chamber can only be opened by Slytherin’s true heir, no one else would be able to find it, would they?’ 

‘Nonsense, O’Flaherty,’ said Professor Binns in an aggravated tone. ‘If a long succession of Hogwarts headmasters and headmistresses haven’t found the thing –’ 

‘But, Professor,’ piped up Parvati Patil, ‘you’d probably have to use Dark Magic to open it –’ 

‘Just because a wizard doesn’t use Dark Magic, doesn’t mean he can’t, Miss Pennyfeather,’ snapped Professor Binns.

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In Binns’ defence, he is still working despite being dead, so you can maybe forgive him for not being entirely on his A-game.  

## Merlin’s many... things

For reasons only wizards and witches may know, it has become common parlance in the wizarding world to use “Merlin’s..." as an exclamation. Perhaps a nod to some of our idiosyncratic British phrases, such as Flaming Nora and Gordon Bennett. (Look them up, seriously.)

Usually, when shocked or surprised by something, a witch or wizard may opt for a nice, innocent, “Merlin’s beard”. But we have seen more upscaled versions. Never forget Hermione’s controversial, “Merlin’s pants!” - could it ever get more scandalous than that? 

Well, yes.  

‘We are holding your brother’s wedding here in a few days’ time, young man –’ 

‘And are they getting married in my bedroom?’ asked Ron furiously. ‘No! So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left –’ 


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## Weatherby! 

It feels only apt that the Weasley family have infiltrated many of the moments on this list. But now, here’s one from an unlikely source: poor Percy. 

‘Oh,’ said Mr Crouch, looking over at Percy in mild surprise. 

‘Yes – thank you, Weatherby.’ 

Fred and George choked into their own cups. Percy, very pink around the ears, busied himself with the kettle.

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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Determined to impress his boss at the Ministry, Percy was instead left to reconcile with the fact Mr Crouch barely knew his name, earning him the new one of Weatherby. And it wasn’t just one time. For the entire of *Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*, Percy is called Weatherby at every opportune moment – and of course, Fred and George are only happy to join in. 

## Commemorative toilet seats

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Okay, one more Weasley submission for the road. The Weasley twins, of course, [were no strangers to a good laugh](https://www.harrypotter.com/features/debate-club-who-was-funnier-fred-or-george-weasley) – but we particularly enjoyed this more subtle endeavour of theirs – a strange dedication to toilet seats. 

In the first instance we meet them, Fred and George console their weeping sister Ginny by saying they’ll send her a Hogwarts toilet seat as they part ways. But this isn’t the only time the Weasley twins employ toilet seats as an off-piste replacement for a greeting card. When Harry wakes up in the hospital wing at the end of *Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone*...

He was lying in a bed with white line sheets and next to him was a table piled high with what looked like half the sweet-shop. 
‘Tokens from your friends and admirers,’ said Dumbledore, beaming. ‘What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows. I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a lavatory seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you. Madam Pomfrey, however, felt it might not be very hygienic, and confiscated it.’ 

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Your Back to Hogwarts gift guide for 2025

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It’s Back to Hogwarts season and you know what that means – it’s the ideal time to find the perfect present for the Harry Potter fan in your life. From robes to wands to the fluffiest Pygmy Puff, we have all sorts of gift ideas for you.

Harry Potter Back to Hogwarts gift guide for 2025

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Every spell we wish we could have for spring-cleaning season

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After a long bleak winter, the time has come to embrace the spring-time, let in some sunlight and – argh! – so much dust! The biggest cobwebs ever seen to mankind! And the much-maligned return of our greatest enemy... no, not Lord Voldemort, but that annoying patch of mildew in the bathroom! That’s right: Lord Mouldy-mort. (Wait, did [Peeves](https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Peeves) write this?)  

How did this all happen? It’s almost as if we’ve been huddled in a blanket for three months doing nothing whatsoever! Nonetheless, we’re going to be needing a magical home makeover immediately. We’re breaking into Ollivander’s, grabbing a wand, and trying these spells post-haste.  

## Scourgify  

The ultimate cleaning spell: this extremely useful charm eliminates grime, muck and dust with a simple wave of the wand. As you may imagine, Mrs Weasley absolutely swears by it. And think of the amount you’d save on bleach, bicarbonate of soda, lemon juice, and all the rest of it.

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## Arania Exumai  

OK, no offence to our eight-legged friends... but there’s nothing worse than bumping into a scuttling spider while innocently sweeping away. With apologies, it just ruins the vibe. Brilliantly, there’s a niche spell for such a problem, which specifically banishes members of the arachnid family. In *Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets*, Harry uses the charm on a gathering of [Acromantula](https://www.harrypotter.com/fact-file/creatures/acromantula)... thankfully, our household spiders are comparatively tame.  

## Accio  

You know that in-between moment during a spring-cleaning afternoon, where you make the fatal mistake of sitting down for half a second and then don’t want to do any cleaning ever again for the rest of your life? We reckon something like the [Summoning Charm](https://www.harrypotter.com/fact-file/spells/the-summoning-charm) would help battle that inevitable moment of inertia. “Eurgh, just Accio extendable feather duster” you might say – which should give you the slight crumb of motivation you need to continue. 

## Capacius Extremis  

AKA the Undetectable Extension Charm. This is the spell that Newt Scamander uses to create a vibrant home for his magical creatures, all inside his modest briefcase. For you, this would be a nifty piece of magic to use for enlarging your cupboard space and shoving lots of clutter in there that you can’t be bothered dealing with right now.

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## Lumos  

Go on...you know you have to. We are, of course, talking about that fateful moment where you must go behind that big chest of drawers...or under the couch, or an equivalent giant piece of furniture, that you’ve been putting off for longer than you may care to admit and... heaven forbid... clean behind it. 

But done, it must be, and at least with a spell like [Lumos](https://www.harrypotter.com/fact-file/spells/the-wand-lighting-charm) you can be prepared for whatever horrors lie within those dark, mystery crevices.  

## Nox 

And of course, depending on what you might find... here’s the counter-spell to immediately stop dealing with it. 

## Wingardium Leviosa  

During a spring-cleaning session, there is always that point of no return... yes, the part where you’ve dumped every possession you’ve ever owned all over the floor, and now everything has to go back into its rightful place... wouldn’t it be much better if all of your clobber was gently floating around, so you could give the floor a cheeky mop, then gracefully pluck the items out of the air? 

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## Reducio  

Why, oh why did you keep all those giant cardboard boxes? What do you mean it felt important at the time? Fool! And flattening and ripping up those huge things is always so exhausting; they should make it into an Olympic sport. If only there was a way to make them super-duper small, so they could drop into the recycling bin, nary a second thought. Oh wait, there is! [Reducio!](https://www.harrypotter.com/features/what-is-the-most-underrated-spell-in-the-wizarding-world-the-debate)

The Reducing Charm would also be another great way to save on storage space. Just make all your belongings cute and dinky and file them away for a rainy day. Remember to cast Engorgio when you want to use them again, mind you, otherwise your hairdryer will only be useful for ants. 

## Tergeo 

This is a wiping charm, ideal for targeting stubborn grime. In the books, Hermione used this spell to clean up Harry’s bloodied nose after his unfortunate run-in with [Malfoy](https://www.harrypotter.com/fact-file/characters-and-pets/draco-malfoy), but we imagine you are using Tergeo for far more boring, less painful reasons.  

## Orchideous  

Here's a nice idea for when you’ve finished: this friendly spell produces a cheerful bouquet of flowers at the tip of the caster’s wand, completely out of the ether. Wouldn’t that be a nice finishing flourish to your new, spick and span home? 

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Remus Lupin's most inspirational quotes

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## The Lupin we met in the films had many pearls of wisdom 

[Remus Lupin](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/remus-lupin) was generous. He was generous with his time, his students and had a beautiful way of seeing a person as a whole. His turbulent life as a [werewolf](/fact-file/creatures/werewolf) on the fringes of wizarding society, coupled with his compassionate nature gave him a unique perspective and a whole lot of wisdom. Let him show you himself…

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## Lupin was equally as inspirational in book form 
That’s not all the Lupin brilliance we have gathered for you today! You are just as likely to find an excellent pearl from this Marauder within the pages of the Harry Potter books… 

## Sometimes you need a bit of perspective 
Life can be challenging and sometimes it feels as though you can’t see the wood from the trees – especially when you are struggling or feel as though you’re failing. It’s hard to take a step back and see the whole picture. Yes, [Harry](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/harry-potter) found it harder to be near [Dementors](/fact-file/creatures/dementor) than his peers. Yes, it led to some embarrassing and frustrating situations for him. But he was ignoring the context. Luckily, Lupin was there with a few choice and reassuring words to remind him. 

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## A bittersweet moment 
Ok, he might have had the odd wobble (like recklessly trying to join Harry on a dangerous [Horcrux](/fact-file/objects/horcrux) hunt with a newborn at home) but Lupin was selfless and noble – no matter the cost. We wish that he, [Tonks](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/nymphadora-tonks-fact-file) and Teddy could have had more time as a family, but these words, whilst tragic, bring some comfort and are rather inspiring. It’s quite the legacy to leave behind.

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## It’s always nice when people see your strengths
Of course it’s common knowledge that [Hermione Granger](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/hermione-granger) was a genius. The hundred and twelve percent she got in her first-year [Charms](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/charms) exam. The fact she brewed [Polyjuice Potion](/fact-file/plants-and-potions/polyjuice-potion) as a *second-year*. The way she figured out exactly how [Rita Skeeter](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/rita-skeeter) was getting all those horrible scoops – that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Yet, most people were rather disparaging of Hermione’s gift. She was dismissed as a ‘know-it-all’ all too frequently (jealousy is a horrid green-eyed monster). Then Lupin came along. Even though this moment happened in rather… tense circumstances, it’s always nice when somebody sees you for who you are and the power you wield.  

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## Sometimes it’s hard to recognise your own achievements 
So that fateful night in *Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban* might not have gone *quite* according to plan. A certain rat may have escaped. An important name might not have been cleared. A particular werewolf might have forgotten to take his [Wolfsbane Potion](/fact-file/plants-and-potions/wolfsbane-potion). However, that doesn’t mean it was all for nothing. In the aftermath, Lupin knew exactly what Harry needed to hear. 

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## It’s always important to believe in yourself 
We get it. It can be so hard to bet on yourself. Even the Chosen One himself, Harry Potter, struggled with that. Lupin always believed in him though – even after he and Harry exchanged some terse words in *Deathly Hallows*. The importance of having someone in your corner, reminding you that you can rely on yourself, should not be underestimated.

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## Possibly the wisest piece of advice he gave… 
Is there anything better than chocolate? We can’t think of anything. It also happens to have some handy healing properties after a close encounter with a Dementor – we told you it was perfect. Don’t just take out word for it. If there’s one piece of Lupin’s wisdom you should take to heart, it’s this…

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The Thestral crossword

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Who doesn’t love love? Even [Argus Filch](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/argus-filch) (allegedly) hooked up with [Madam Pince](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/madam-irma-pince) in the end. Yes, even the most cynical of cynics can’t help but revel in matters of heart: the thrill of the chase, the ones that got away and, quite simply, the joy of hopelessly stanning. 

In the Harry Potter stories, we saw every romantic milestone: first kisses, weddings and will-they-won’t-theys. But what if things had been different? Could those characters have ended up with someone else? And who was the most compatible? 

We asked you to tell us your most unpopular opinions when it came to wizarding world couples, and you all had a *lot* to say. There were many so many fantastic suggestions that we thought they deserved their moment in the spotlight. Here are just a few…

## Harry and Cho should have stayed together
You would’ve thought these two sporty types would’ve been a perfect match: but unlike their positions on the Quidditch pitch, they were *seeking* out the wrong things.

So [Harry’s](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/harry-potter) first romance ended up being short-lived, full of miscommunication – with a touch of awkwardness. However, that doesn’t mean that Harry and [Cho’s](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/cho-chang) relationship was devoid of any sweet moments. In fact, some fans thought their relationship was so cute they should end game.

One such person was __gabbyisactive__ who stated: 

*‘Harry should’ve been with Cho Chang, not [Ginny].’*

They weren’t alone, *Darcelle* thought Cho and Harry were a better fit than who he eventually ended up with: 

*‘I actually shipped Harry and Cho Chang more! Harry and Ginny just came out of nowhere, even in the books. Ginny always had a crush on Harry in the books. But all sudden after Harry and Cho Chang broke up, in the 6th book, he wants to be with Ginny. It just came out of nowhere.’*

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## Hermione and Draco had a spark
If there was one unpopular opinion that seemed... actually pretty popular amongst fans, it was the idea that that a certain [Gryffindor](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/gryffindor) and [Slytherin](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/slytherin) belonged together. In fact, this is one pairing people were rather passionate about. 

As __alievaa.66__ clearly demonstrated with their response: '*HERMIONE AND DRACO SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COUPLE*👹👹👹'.

This was further back up by __Brittany__ who thought no love story is complete without a bit of angst:

*‘Unpopular opinion, Hermione and Draco! Mainly cause the actors had such chemistry. The book didn’t really have that, but it could have made a great love story! Lots of angst, which I love.’*

It’s true Emma Watson and Tom Felton are two rather charismatic people and that makes their chemistry rather special. However, we’re not sure that [Hermione](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/hermione-granger) would ever have wanted to be with someone who saw her as inferior just because she was [Muggle-born](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/muggle-borns) and insulted her at every opportunity. Sorry to burst that bubble!


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## Yet some people think he was made for another…
There were some fans who completely disagreed with a Hermione and [Draco](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/draco-malfoy) pairing. Instead, they thought that he would be better off with another member of their year group.

__Kami.laa_iu__ thought these two would make quite the power couple: *‘Malfoy and Pansy would have slayed honestly’.* 

Honestly, we can understand it. These two were part of the same friendship group, they were both [Prefects](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/prefect) and seemed to share the same horrible views – two Slytherin-green peas in a pod!

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## Hermione and Ron were better off as friends
While the golden trio were always the best of friends, we got to watch two of its members slowly realise that they were more than that. They were meant to be. But apparently, not everybody holds the same opinion. 

This is something that __Tristan__ felt very strongly about. He felt they lacked chemistry: *‘The trio should have just stayed friends. Ron and Hermione felt so forced. Also I have read the books and stick with what I said’.* 

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## Though some think Hermione suited another member of the trio better
Although __Tristan__ thought that the whole trio were better off as friends, others went in a different direction, hypothesising that Harry and Hermione should’ve been the resulting couple.

As __leti.mgarcia__ stated quite simply: '*Harry and Hermione belong together* 😌❤️' 

While we can see how the cleverest witch of her age and the Chosen One would make quite the dynamic duo, we can’t help but enjoy their deep, platonic love for one another – they’re like siblings!

In fact, we got into this topic even more deeply [right here](https://www.harrypotter.com/features/debate-club-should-hermione-have-been-with-ron-or-harry).

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## But there’s an unexpected Hufflepuff in the mix…
It appears the fans have lots of strong opinions about who Hermione should have ended up with. We do admit this is one pairing we didn’t see coming. 

As __kamrulhassan56__ told us: *‘Hermione looks great with Cedric’.* 

You know what? These two are both clever, talented and interesting people with tall ambitions, both being made Hogwarts Prefects. We can think of a world in which they would make a smart match. Although would they have been *too* similar?

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## Unless that Hufflepuff found love with this character…
You were all unsurprisingly passionate on the topic of [Cedric Diggory](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/cedric-diggory) in general – and suggested another potential suitor for the [Hufflepuff](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/hufflepuff) hunk.  

As __cocofluff_247__ suggested: *‘Cedric and Fleur* 😂 *I know it's a weird one!’* 

An off-piste choice, perhaps, but we get it. They were both known for their popularity, skill and good looks. The pair of them were also [Triwizard](/fact-file/magical-miscellany/triwizard-tournament) Champions – so at least they’d have a lot to talk about on a first date! As in transpired, [Fleur](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/fleur-delacour) opted for someone a bit rougher round the edges: our lovely [Bill Weasley](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/bill-weasley). 

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## Everybody settles down too young
Hogwarts was meant to be a place of learning. Yet, as a school full of teenagers, it’s inevitable that crushes, romance and first relationships are all going to be part of the experience. However, Hogwarts does turn out rather a lot of couples that end up staying together forever. 

__Dr.unicorn_sam__ spotted this: *‘It’s as if no one leaves high school and meets people later in life* 🤷🏿‍♀️ *everyone just married who they met in Hogwarts.’* 

Yet, for every [Molly](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/molly-weasley) and [Arthur](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/arthur-weasley) who *did* start their love story within the walls of the castle, there was also a [Remus](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/remus-lupin) and [Tonks](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/nymphadora-tonks-fact-file), who may have gone to the same school, but didn’t get together until adulthood. But as the majority of the action takes place within a magical boarding school, we can see how this opinion came to be.

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## Hagrid deserved a little more love…
One relationship that we loved watching bloom was the connection between [Hagrid](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/rubeus-hagrid) and his fellow half-giant, [Olympe Maxime](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/olympe-maxime). Whilst this fleeting romance warmed our cockles, many fans like __gyroandzero__ wanted to see Hagrid settled down properly: 

*‘Hagrid would have been an amazing family man’*

We agree. Hagrid was a [brilliant father figure to Harry](https://www.harrypotter.com/features/why-hagrid-was-the-best-father-figure-harry-had). He was kind, caring and always there for him. He never missed his birthday, supported his journey into the wizarding world and wasn’t afraid to give him a gentle telling off when needed. Dad goals right there.

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## Luna had chemistry with a couple of characters
Did you know that Luna ended up marrying the grandson of [Newt Scamander](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/newt-scamander)? Her and Rolf were two globetrotting Magizoologists with twin sons. That feels as though it suits [Luna](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/luna-lovegood) rather well. However, some fans did not agree. 

__Isa_hinojosa__ suggested: *‘Luna and Neville would have been a great couple...’*

They certainly did seem to have a ‘moment’ at the end of the eighth film and we do love the idea of these two oddballs gravitating towards one another. However, __kandyymist__ thought Luna should have been with someone else entirely: 

*‘Luna and Harry had better chemistry than Ginny and Harry.’*

It’s true that these two were rather fond of each other and seemed to have a spiritual understanding – but could that fondness really have developed into something more?

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## Now this is a pairing we didn’t see coming…
Out of all the responses that we got, this was one that we never expected to see. __Sunnuntaisaksofonisti__ shared this opinion with us: 

*‘[Gilderoy Lockhart](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/gilderoy-lockhart) and [Rita Skeeter](/fact-file/characters-and-pets/rita-skeeter) would be perfect for each other.’*

Would they? Actually, that suggestion does make sense. We could imagine them as rather a *practical* couple. He could use her journalistic connections to make himself an even bigger star. She could have endless exclusive interviews with the man with the giant fanbase. It’s win-win. If the pair of them decided to write a book together? Guaranteed bestseller. And probably not one speck of truth throughout the entire thing. 

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